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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 10:27

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?